Ursula’s makeover:

Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! …. Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.
-Yzma, on how to kill Kuzco.
That quote is the reason why I love Emperor’s New Groove, and more importantly, Yzma.
I’ve been MIA. Accept this picture of my Disney Villain themed mini-Christmas tree as my apology. It’s lovely and evil
Just fyi: Ursula is the main one, but Evil Queen, Cruella, Maleficent, Yzma, Gaston, hades, and Queen of hearts are there too. And yes, I made them myself.